Shooting Bill

Taken from The Thorndon Bubble:

Will somebody please shoot Bill English? Like, now?! Before he destroys us all?!
Gawd, imagine if Cullen had suggested this? We wouldn't have protests, we'd have militias. I'm still not sure that isn't a rational response to this suggestion.

Nobody is Talking about You

Taken from Earth is my Favourite Planet:

“When I was in my 30’s I worried about what people thought about me. In my 40’s, I tried not to worry about what people thought about me. Now I’m in my 50’s and I realize that nobody was ever thinking about me to begin with.”